Christmas jokes

1. There is a failed relationship in life to teach us more things.

2. Novel and unique, attractive

3. Listen, your voice gradually becomes hoarse; look, your forehead is darker with wrinkles; look, your hair is newly added with gray hair; think, your heart is full of hope.Today is Christmas, I wish you happiness and health, my teacher.

4. Life is a dessert, candlelight is romance, time is letter paper, fire is warmth, snowflakes are greeting cards, singing is wishes, breeze is embrace, bright moon is longing, peace is messenger, and happiness is a gift.I wish you in advance: Merry Christmas!

5. Santa Claus said to me yesterday: I want to give you a bag of peace, happiness, health and happiness, provided that the socks do not smell bad.Take off your stinky socks and smell it will smell it, hurry up!I wish you peace, happiness, health and happiness immediately.

6. In addition to trying to make the other person happy, giving gifts on Christmas also wants to interpret your own feelings.

7. The most important thing in giving gifts is the heart, not the value, because true friendship is priceless.

8. Even if there are thousands of miles of ice and snow, even thousands of mountains and rivers, thousands of difficulties and dangers, I will send this text message to you. I wish you good health and peace on Christmas Eve, and a happy Christmas!

9. Peace will not last tonight, but will be

10. Today is Christmas Eve! The bells of Christmas Eve ring out my wishes to you, my longing for you, the snowflakes on Christmas Eve are my love for you, and the romance I pursue. May you and I be with you forever and be safe forever on Christmas Eve.

11. Christmas blessings are not congested, Christmas gifts are numerous, Christmas wallets are bulging, Christmas delicious pots are cooked, Christmas atmosphere brings blessings, Christmas bells bring peace, I wish you happiness and peace!

12. In this special season, may your heart be filled with joy and blessings, and a Merry Christmas!

13. Christmas is coming soon. Go through the chimney and wash your socks. Don’t turn off the socks on your phone on Christmas Eve.I tell Santa your number and you will receive the best Christmas wishes: Merry Christmas!

14. Santa Claus took my heart away and put it in your hands, because I have always loved you, just like the perfect combination of Christmas and love.

15. Hello, I am Santa Claus. This year my sled is broken, so I can’t come to you to give you a gift, but I haven’t forgotten you. I still quietly stuffed the text message into your phone as a gift at night. I hope you will be happy when you see it!

16. He said that for a moment, he will forget everything about her.

17. Christmas cannot be without gifts, but it cannot be without true feelings and care.

18. On ordinary days, as long as you are with you, every day is Christmas.

19. Christmas Eve, romantic and exciting.Santa Claus, very cute.On Christmas Eve, pray for peace together.On a carnival night, no one fell asleep.Happy sharing, candlelight meal.Beautiful wishes under the Christmas tree.Thousands of blessings, but the mind remains unchanged.

20. I hope there is someone like you, who loves you, like a picture.The lingering lotus in my heart bloomed, and it was amazed by the world.

21. No matter where I am, I always have you in my heart, and this is even more so on Christmas. The time I spend with you is my most treasured memory.

22. I make a wish to the Christmas tree. I hope that you who read the text message will have a sweet dream every night, a full of energy every morning, a smooth work every day, a happy life every day, and a full of Merry Christmas!

23. When you come to the street, you will feel the atmosphere of the festival in every corner.Almost all shopping malls have Christmas trees, some are placed at the door and some are placed in the hall.The Christmas tree is in the shape of a tower, wearing a green dress, with small bells hanging on it, and when you touch it gently, the jingle bells make a beautiful sound; the golden lights are like the blinking stars in the sky; the colorful little lanterns are flashing and beautiful!

24. Long time no see! I often think of you, countless Christmas blessings, the friendship, the accumulated pleasant memories, the family affection on earth, and the warmth of heaven, have finally brought us all.I wish you a Merry Christmas!

25. The snowflakes falling in the sky are like my mood. The longing continues to spread, and they run towards you from the other side of the distant end. They cannot be with you, and are willing to turn into snowflakes and turn the person you smashed up.

26. On Christmas Eve, quiet feelings spread all over the river of my heart, and the sails of prayer are one by one; on Christmas Eve, the thoughts of blessings are as clear as snow, and the apples of expectation are one by one; on Christmas Eve, listen to the breath of the night, convey the breath of my blessings, and wish you peace and peace every day.

27. White snowflakes were falling in the sky. We sat around the warm fireplace together, enjoying the embrace of family affection, and a warm Christmas atmosphere spread.

28. On the Christmas table, there are a variety of creative delicacies, Christmas themed desserts and carefully decorated cakes, which are mouth-watering.

29. Christmas is coming in a few days. Looking back on the last time Christmas is like yesterday.Here, I wish you all a Merry Christmas in advance.

30. There are many wishes for Christmas, but I just wish you, your best friend, will be happy every day, and will become a better self every day!

31. It’s Christmas again, I wish you happiness and good luck!

32. Dear!I will spend this peaceful night with you in my dream...!

33. My best friend, you are the most important person in my life. I want to give you the most special gift on Christmas to express my love and gratitude for you.

34. Winter is a season of missing. I planted a love tree in my heart early, with stars of concern, moon of blessing, sweet candies. I want to give it to you on Christmas Eve. May you have a happy and peaceful life.

35. On Christmas Eve, "Guiding the Country", short messages depict the magnificent scenery of the future, worrying in beautiful dreams, longing piles up into towers, smiling at the years, and waving the sand with great waves. May peace and happiness accompany us in the ends of the world, year by year, enjoy family and wealth and glory.

36. Everyone wants to receive a gift, but sometimes the best gift is a simple greeting.

37. If possible, please let the years remember this season of waiting.

38. Christmas is coming, and my bank account has already started to make a fucking sound, reminding me that I am going to start buying gifts.

39. Whether it is snowing or sunny on Christmas, may your days be filled with happiness and joy.

40. "Christmas is coming, what's better to give you my dear?" "It's very simple, just have you my dear!"

41. Friends are a lifelong thing, cherishing each other is the greatest wealth that time gives us.Friends, you and I are in harmony with each other, make progress together, and pacify the world.

42. Emergency notice Today, you must prepare to put a hundred stockings beside the bed. Please ask Santa Claus to put 100 bottles of Pepsi, about 100 pieces, and 100 good things. May you smile with charm and a happy Christmas.

43. May your Christmas Eve be spent with me, enjoy the beautiful scenery and create tomorrow together!

44. The stars quietly pass by like my tears falling!I just want to say one sentence: Merry Christmas!Christmas Eve, dance gracefully.Snowflakes are falling and flying all over the sky.Hearts and hearts will always be connected.

45. Under this dazzling Christmas tree, I want to say to you in the warm atmosphere, I like you, and may our love bloom in the Christmas bells.

46. ​​Weave the bells into happy notes, draw the starry sky with a happy color, dye the snowflakes into auspicious whiteness, and write blessings into good luck text messages. On Christmas Day, I will send them to you together. May you be happy and happy for a lifetime!

47. I want to turn all happiness into cream, all blessings into chocolate, and all happiness into cakes - smash you~!Then say: Merry Christmas!

48. Christmas is coming again. I hope this year's Christmas can be spent with the people I love.I want to ask you, are you willing to be the person I love?

49. There are no special blessings, only words of concern; there are no sweet words, only one sincerity to you; there is only you in my eyes, I love you!Dear, I wish you a Merry Christmas!

50. I saw a Santa Claus on TV. I loved painting and felt inspired after watching it. I felt very difficult at first glance. I patiently painted it and saw Santa Claus wearing a red hat, a red cotton jacket, and big black boots.The most noticeable thing is Santa Claus's long white beard and a big bag on her back, smiling, looking cute and energetic.

51. I love this world and nothing, I love the breeze, the moon, the snow, the morning dew, and I don’t love you ten thousand.

52. No matter where you go, my heart will always be with you. On this Christmas Eve night of thousands of homes, let our hearts dance and dance a beautiful song of lovesickness and memories. Please accept my blessings, Merry Christmas!

53. I heard you are pregnant?The ultrasound examination was caused by an egg. The doctor said he was going to be born in one week. I wish you a happy egg (Christmas) in advance!Another week will be the full moon, I wish you a happy round egg (New Year's Day)!

54. Doughnuts and dumplings are paired with glutinous rice balls, reunion dinner on the winter solstice; have a happy meal with a happy smile on your face; Christmas candlelight dinner is beautiful and romantic; peace and peace every year, wishing you a blessing for Christmas.May you be healthy and always be with you; may peace and prosperity be with you; good luck and happiness last forever!

55. Drink a sip of wine and relax your heart; listen to a piece of music and relax your heart; enjoy the snow scene and calm your heart; read a text message and warm your heart; pass on a wish and sweet your heart.I wish you happiness on Christmas and happiness will never change.

57. On Christmas, the innocence and joy of the little kids make this festival more exciting and romantic.

58. I have romance in my heart. Every day is Valentine's Day. Thanksgiving every day is Thanksgiving every day. Get up early and it's dark. Every day is Labor Day. I can play with you. Every day is Carnival and April Fool's Day.Happy April Fool's Day!

59. The stars quietly pass by like my tears falling!I just want to say one sentence: Merry Christmas!

60. Don’t be stupid, are you waiting for Santa Claus to come?!He won't be here this year because he was frightened by your stinky socks last year.I can accommodate you and pinch my nose and say to you: Merry Christmas!Happy every day!

61. We donated food and clothing to those in need on Christmas Eve, and we really felt very warm.

62. Last Christmas, you put a diamond ring in my socks, so I washed you smelly socks for a year; God gave me another chance and I would say, I would wash your socks!lifetime!Husband, I love you!

63. It is a very painful thing for the person you love the most to not understand you.

64. The romantic atmosphere of Christmas is intoxicating, but you, your best friend, will only be intoxicated by eating delicious food and wearing thick sweaters. I am almost spoiled by you!

65. I don’t give gifts on Christmas, I send messages to my friends, I will pass on the joy, you will be happy first, you will be lucky and healthy, you will be warm and romance for you, Santa Claus will patronize you, this festival will be so beautiful.

66. Snowflakes bloom in this season, fireworks bloom in this night, and colorful lights lit up on this festival. Santa Claus quietly walked in the room, shh, don’t make a sound, I asked Santa Claus to send my thoughts, put my socks on the bed, and store the joy of Christmas Eve.

67. On Christmas Day, my best friend and I went to the mall to take photos, but she accidentally stepped on her skirt and fell down. Fortunately, in the last photo, we were both smiling from ear to ear.

68. Christmas is an excellent opportunity for us sisters to express our love to each other.

69. If a fat old man in red crawls into your room through the window and puts you in his pocket, don’t be afraid because I say to Santa Claus, “I want a baby like you”!

70. There are flowers in spring, and the moon is in autumn.There is a cool breeze in summer and listen to the snow in winter.If you have troubles in your heart, it is a good time for life.May you: there is a clear and leisurely morning and a leisurely sorrow in the evening.Dreams follow the heart, and the heart follows the dreams.Merry Christmas!

71. I want to put my hand in yours and let you lead me into the Christmas church and celebrate Christmas for both of us.

72. On Christmas night, snowflakes dance, as if the earth was celebrating my indifference.

73. May you enjoy all the joy in your expectations, and every tiny thing can bring you sweet feelings and endless happiness. May you have a Merry Christmas and may the message of peace and joy be transmitted to you.

74. Christmas Eve, Christmas Eve, a peaceful and happy night! Peace you, peace me, peace him, peace is everyone! Tonight, I deeply wish my friends: Please be happy on Christmas Eve!

75. On this beautiful day, there are no most beautiful words, no passionate words, no exquisite gifts, but only deep blessings from friends. Merry Christmas!

76. The Christmas dessert shop is full of people coming to buy desserts, and everyone hopes to taste the sweet taste.

77. Bring sincere blessings. Christmas Eve is a happy night, Christmas Eve is a happy night, Christmas Eve is a harvest festival for gifts, Christmas Eve is a gathering place for blessings, May Christmas Eve be your happiest moment! Happy holidays!

78. The lonely wind blows away the crystal snowflakes; in the bleak memory, it is warm because of you.Missing is the fireworks I ignite for you and the eternal blessings for your sky.Your happiness is my eternal bond.Merry Christmas!

79. On this Christmas, don’t forget to give warmth and care to those in need, and make the world a better place.

80. Listen quietly to the Christmas bells and let care and blessings fill the world.

81. Today is Christmas, and an event is held in the multimedia classroom, and each class selects ten people to participate.I was not selected and felt a little depressed.But the afternoon event drove my unhappiness out of the sky.

82. I wish you a Merry Christmas!May every gift you receive be what you want, making you happier and happier!

83. The snowflakes of Christmas take away the fatigue and troubles of the past, giving people a chance to start over, and allowing their hearts to be purified and inspired at this moment.

84. The Christmas tree is full of my wishes; the candlelight sways my thoughts.The new year is coming in a blink of an eye, and it is hard to say goodbye; pray for peace for you and make you infinite happiness; play Christmas hymns for you, and wish you happiness and good luck forever!

85. Giving gifts on Christmas is actually a way to express your feelings.

86. Christmas is a time for family reunion. Let us build a warm home with love and unity.

87. When snowflakes fly, when candles are lit, when Christmas comes, when my blessings arrive, but you are not smiling happily.I wish you a Merry Christmas and all the best!

88. Christmas laughter and sisters’ company are the most anticipated moments of the year.

89. This Christmas, we gave warm gifts to the elderly and widowed, and felt that truly giving was happier than receiving.

90. The school prepared a sumptuous Christmas lunch for the children, with all kinds of delicious food and desserts, and each student enjoyed a warm festive feast.

91. Embrace the world with all your strength and wish you peace and happiness and success.

92. It’s Christmas again. I miss my husband. I don’t know what he is doing now. He has gained weight or lost weight. He has eaten or not. He hasn’t thought about me. Where is his home? What’s his name!

93. On this Christmas that should have been happy, my grandfather’s departure made me understand the shortness of life, so I cherish every moment of being with my family more.

94. Celebrate Christmas with your family and enjoy food, candlelight and laughter.

95. I found that I never gave the Christmas gift I gave to others to a point that could meet the other person's needs.

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